Sunday, June 7, 2009

The Lawn Groomsman

The discriminating aesthete understands that in all things appearance is constructed through elegant solutions which embrace both the exploitation of assets and artifice. A case in point is the lawn comb-over.

Plagued with a dearth of grass due to the overweening presence of trees a careful lawn groomsman recognizes that the overgrowth of grassy areas can mask bald spots in the back forty.



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